当个语文老师也不容易

题目：其中
学生：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
批语：你是蜈蚣吗？

题目：陆陆续续
学生：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？

题目：欣欣向荣
学生：我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
批语：孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗？

题目：难过
学生：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
批语：老师更难过......

题目：又......又......
学生：我的妈妈又 矮又高又胖又瘦。
批语：你的妈妈...... 变形金钢吗？

题目：况且
学生：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且......
批语：我死了算了......

It's Holiday again~~~

3 month holidays... But I'm not going to be entirely free throughout this sem break. I'm gonna be busy with my fyp =/ but I'm still blur with it coz nobody really guided me in it.
Damn. I hope I can solve it out during my 3 month break.
Sighhhh

Latest Toyota ESTIMA

OMG... this is the latest Toyota Estima... driven by my papa's fren...
Nice CAR. OMG

中国 对 马来西亚华。。

中国人：今晚你有空吗？我没空！
马来西亚华人：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！


中国人：饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人：饼干'漏风'了…。


中国人：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？
马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？


中国人：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。


中国人：我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦


中国人：我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。


中国人：这样你不是很不值得吗？
马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？


中国人：你真是聪明！
马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)


中国人：你安静！
马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)


中国人：我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。


中国人：为什么？
马来西亚华人：做么？


中国人：你很强~
马来西亚华人：你很够力~


中国人：明天也叫他一起去吧！
马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！


中国人：我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）


中国人：你再说我就打你！
马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）


中国人：你在说什么？
马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？


中国人：你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~


中国人：真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。


中国人：你别乱来~
马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~


中国人：你很无聊
马来西亚华人：你很废


中国人：XX你
马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）


中国人：迫切
马来西亚华人：bek chek


中国人：我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）


中国人：我们结婚吧！
马来西亚华人：我们结'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）


中国人：今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了）


中国人：哇!
马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!


中国人：我受不了他！
马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！




有趣吧？哈。

SCHOOL STARTS !!!!

School starts right today by 28th July ... gonna have hectic weeks after school commences.. As usual I'll be seldom posting here.

Sooo bear with me.. I'll be posting again if I can spare some time :D

Kuching Trip~

It has been a while since I blogged. I've been slightly busy recently, not with studies but with works and trip. Last Friday, my family and I went back to my hometown aka Kuching to visit my grandparents. We stayed at their house and all relatives were there to visit us, and hardly any of them recognised us after 11 years.

Of course more family members are added to my grand family, new faces and gosh they look so adorable! Furthermore, we had huge meals every afternoon and night, I'm certain I've gained tons of weights as a result of those sumptuous meals.

During the 3 - day trip, we went to the Spring and Boulevard, and was mesmerized by the splendid clothings and stuffs inside. Bought a few tops and some stuffs. Kuching's Boulevard was a bit similar to Miri's, except that I think Kuching's Boulevard looks more systematic than Miri's does.

The most adorable cousin Amber :)

From left to right: My cousins Wei, Rachel in middle, Ting Ting My grandparents' house

As you can see, the Spring is right opposite my house :D

The Spring

Sushi Meal - Brunei Trip

Yesterday my results were just released. Not really satisfied with the results though I passed. Today we went to Brunei (3 cars) to have sushi meal in Escapade. It took almost 1 and a half hour to arrive the destination, but then we were so ethusiastic ~ Later we went to Empire Hotel to watch movie entitled "Hancock". Interesting & hilarious movie by Will Smith & Charlize Theron.

Pictures above is the interior view of Empire Hotel in Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei (6 star hotel) Super nice.. I couldn't stop gawking at all..

What I've been up to...

Sorry for discontinuous blogging, as I've said I cannot guarantee any consistency in blogging. :P I've been helping out my parents with business during holidays, of course hanging out with friends occassionally.

During my previous gathering with friends (dated 30th June 2008) 1 pm at Boulevard, Wendy, my sis and I, Shun Xin and Hua Ing met up first. Too bad the Ngu siblings and Joon Shyan couldn't turn up. :( We had a long talk... Miss the girls so much, nothing much changed though.. We talked about school life ... personal life etc.. And Wendy was to buy something for her some association. Hence, she bought some chocolates in the Boulevard Hypermarket.

The next stop was at Parkson, where Candy & Mary turned up at Watson. We bought numerous facial stuffs and asked for sole advices from Hua Ing regarding shampoos. Later we found ourselves exhausted and was limping. Therefore we rested at Sugarbun's seat and continued chit - chatting. Mary had to leave 1st due to dinner whilst we continued chatting about when we could have our next gathering. I forgot who suggested karaoke, and we were all ethusiastic about the idea. Ling Lee of course couldn't go for the karaoke outing, and we said we would discuss this matter in advance.

Nonetheless, today (02-07-2008), Wendy and Hua Ing decided we couldn't make up the karaoke outing.. Sighhh I wanted to go so much.. it has been ages since we sang karaoke together.. the last singing was in Wendy's house (located somewhere near JKR). Super fun..

Time to stop blogging. Hahaha.. I'll try update my blog anytime. Results are going to be released real soon ... 1 more week..

Is skinny = pretty or fat = ugly?

I must say this has been a controversial issue since decades ago, and now people are still debating over it. Is thin / skinny equivalent to pretty? Or you can say fat is ugly and unpleasant.



For me, it's sadening to see some girls struggling and starving just to fit into some nice clothes, whilst some feel the unnecessity to slim down, rather just indulging in massive food intake.



As a third party, I would opt for the middle sized girls (neither fat nor too skinny). There are a few people around me who tend to slim down in a very unhealthy manner and I guess their parents might feel so hurt to see their children suffering such way.

As one of females, I'd say just stay comfortable in whatever size you're in.

Eat Healthy. Stay happy. Dress pretty. =D

Who's ur Role Model?

Here's a little bit something to share with everybody. I believe everyone has a role model, regardless of gender, work or age. According to Wikipedia (2008), the term "role model" has passed into general use to mean any "person who serves as an example, whose behaviour is emulated by others.

Proudly presenting Tyra Banks as my role model, considered one of the top models in the world, also currently hosting "America's next top Model" and "Tyra Banks Show".

People might ask me. Why Tyra? Why not Jessica Alba or Scarlet Johansson? Where have all the good role models gone?

Tyra Banks, a former runway model and spokes-bust of Victoria’s Secret, has transformed herself into a social and political leader. She is vocal about controversial issues such as sexuality, body image, and the environment. And not only does she speak out, but she also takes action. Banks founded TZONE, a charity that seeks to empower low-income and disadvantaged girls and gives scholarships annually to black students. She has become the positive role model that teen girls need.

Her metamorphosis began in 2003 when America’s Next Top Model (ANTM), a reality show created, produced, and hosted by Banks, premiered. Here, she built her (mostly female) fan base. In 2005, Banks’s daytime talk show, The Tyra Banks Show, debuted. Both programs are produced by her own production company. Banks is clearly business-savvy. She understands what viewers will respond to and, more importantly, understands how to use the media to advance an agenda. But so can most celebrities.

It is the agenda that Banks supports that makes her a leader. On ANTM, Banks’s panel of judges includes Ms. Jay, who is transgendered. While many moguls tiptoe around controversial topics like gender and sexuality, Banks shows no fear. Her acceptance of and appreciation for Ms. Jay is a model for viewers who may come from conservative backgrounds. Banks has taken on the transgender issue more explicitly on her talk show as well.

In the season nine of ANTM, Banks continues to lead by example. In her first “TyraMail” to the models, she writes, “When a model is inexperienced, she is green. When a model is successful, she makes green. When a model is conscious, she goes green.” By the end of the episode, Banks’s message overshadows her melodramatic delivery.

The season nine models used a bus that run on biodiesel fuel, a promising alternative to fossil fuels. Banks also encouraged the models to be more environmentally conscious by taking shorter showers, appreciating all things green, and using recycled materials. Ironically, the show was taped in L.A., where shrubbery required an excess use of limited water; but the point is promoting an awareness of green issues in young viewers who may be uninformed.

No word on whether Banks herself has downsized to one TP square and a three-minute shower, but regardless, she’s encouraging millions of viewers to be cool by going green. She isn’t the first to take on global warming, but I would guess she influences a different group of youth than, say, Al Gore.

Banks’s second bold move was her declaration that season nine would be a non-smoking season. “So many young girls are fans of America’s Next Top Model, and right now, so many young girls are fans of you,” she says to the models. “So if they see their idol, puffing and smoking a cigarette, what does that make them think?” In addition to forbidding the models from smoking, their first photo shoot is for an anti-smoking campaign.

This season, Banks will also address disability. One of the eleven models remaining has Asperger’s Syndrome (high-functioning autism) and ADHD. It is too soon to tell whether the “Heather” plotline will promote disability acceptance—skillful, heart-string-pulling editing is no doubt at play, and Banks mispronounced “Asperger’s” at the judges table. Nevertheless, Banks deserves credit for broaching a complex, largely ignored social issue.

And people are listening. In both 2006 and 2007, TIME listed “supermogul” Banks as one of the 100 most influential people in the world. She holds the number 85 spot on the Forbes Celebrity 100 list and has been repeatedly called “the next Oprah.” (Oprah is ranked number one by both TIME and Forbes.)

As the camera pans through the season nine Top Model mansion, pictures of Banks are everywhere—the former supermodel is undoubtedly a bit of an egomaniac. But even her self-love is an admirable measure of her confidence. It is difficult to question her actions—no matter how corny her language, no matter how controversial her proposals—because her confidence never falters.

Banks understands the power that celebrity gives her and uses it skillfully. She is a risk taker, a pioneer, and a bold presence. With deepening pockets and fans that will follow her into menopause if she wants them to, Tyra has “Oprah” potential. How far Tyra will take her role as America’s Next Top Mogul remains to be seen. For now, we can be thankful that America has a leader worth looking up to.

Upcoming Holidays ~

One of the tasks I had during my "holiday" was to help out with my parents with their business, and being their assistant I had no salary as expected, LOL. But I could spend time playing computer games, reading newspapers when I was desperately bored, listening to parents and customers' conversations and playing with my phone.

In addition, I was to choose my Final Year Project title, and handed my supposingly choice after listening to friends' advice. Hope I could get my desirable choice...

I dunno when will the results be released, I have this extreme placid feeling.. no anxiety ... What I could do now is to pray hard every night~ Amen ....

AND my main AIM is to slim down!! OMG I couldn't drag myself to weighing machine coz I was too fearful to observe the ever increasing weight. My weight is increasing gradually since last year.. :( So I hope at least can slim down for these few weeks. Sighhh~~ Well well it's a bit impossible though..

My mission for upcoming holidays:
- Lose 1 kg
- Read articles
- Do more exercise
- Eat less junk food
- Help parents more with business
- Go play with friends more
- Go do facial masking
- Get a pair of new sandals

Hehehe...

Puppies.. Aren't they the cutest living creatures in the world?

I've such a passion for puppies.. I can't explain the reasons behind it.. Maybe because they are so cuddly looking, they have this sincerity look, and seem innocent to me.
I myself adore huskies, german shepherds and those foxy - looking puppies. Aren't those puppies so adorable?

My First Blog ~

Erm I should say it's not my first blog here. I have started blogging in MSN punya livespace but found it not nice literally.. So decided to use this in lieu. Oh well ... I just finished my exams. Guess what. 6 papers whilst my sis only had 4 papers. Overall I think papers seem reasonable and do - able, at least I tried my very best. Now havta wait for results to be released lo.

It's kinda sickening to study all way through prior to examination period, but then again after my exam I found myself struggling to boredom. Eh any games to recommend? Haha pls feel free to reckon some here. I might take note of them. :P

Miri's such a small dull place.. Hardly any places to slack around. And my mum said my closet is almost full. LOL so cannot buy too many clothes liao lo.

Traveling? I'd love to. This sem I'll be traveling to some places too.. Will be updating the details thereafter. :)

Ok, I'll be starting to share all my stuffs here so bear with me hor. Hehe